Friday, April 8, 2011

for rent: 1 toddler assistant


With spring right around the corner everyone needs a little help doing their spring cleaning. You may find yourself thinking, how am I ever going to finish everything? Well, I have the answer for you! This ad is for 1 adorable toddler packaged ready to ship. He will arrive complete with a few teeth, a giggle and 1 perfectly functioning eye. Once you use him you will wonder how you ever survived without him!

One of the jobs he performs very well is the vacuuming of rugs, hard wood and tile surfaces. Actually, he is a little obsessed with the vacuum so you might want to save this until the end. And, if he drops this on his foot, it only takes a popsicle to make it better.

He is very clean & will tidy up after his work is complete.

He will arrive with a variety of tools to complete any work that you require.
Laundry is no problem for him and he even puts the hamper back when he is done.
The dirtier the project the harder he will work.

He is a great cook & will impress you with the delicacies he is able to create. Supervisor Chloe is available for an additional charge.
For really heavy duty yard projects, he will enlist the help of his friend, Jack. Together they can handle anything!



If you need a wheel turned around for awhile, then he is definitely your boy.
If he can fit it in while he is cleaning, he will even do the dishes!



On second thought, he is not for rent anymore. He is priceless, so nobody would be able to afford him.

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8 comments:

  1. Aunt Lo-LoApril 8, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    I need a small person to crawl under the bed and chase dust bunnies!!! LOL

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  2. noniApril 8, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    Loved the post. I agree, he is priceless...

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  3. Elizabeth BlankenshipApril 8, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    And one fully functioning eye.Laughing my butt off on that one!!!

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  4. Anna MyersApril 11, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    I love the picture of him sitting in the pot. My fave!

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  5. eHawkinsApril 11, 2011 at 2:28 PM

    At 2 Anderson does more than my exhusband ever did! Anderson sitting in the pot is hilarious!!

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  6. Aunt Lo-LoApril 14, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    Got the one of him sittin on pot as my back ground on computer at work. People are loving it! I think he looks like Great-granny V.A. in that one! It's that Jeffries coming thru!! LOL
    Love and kisses,
    Aunt Lo-Lo

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  7. MelissaApril 15, 2011 at 9:52 PM

    I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this post. So much so that I visit and reread it periodically...haha

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