Friday, August 29, 2014

Birthdays & Other Festivities

In no particular order, here are a few of the festivities we have been involved in over the last few weeks. 

We visited Bop at IHOP and, as always, I was totally envied as the daughter of the Balloon Man. Hilarious. 





Especially because he can now make a NINJA TURTLE!!!!

Also, there are random video links above this pic and I cannot move them. My mom's Ice Bucket Challenge is hilarious.I mean, it really is; funny stuff happening over at her house.

Mine was sort of terrible because it was freezing. I know everyone's is, but I can't feel yours, so I can't sympathize. My family enjoyed it a little too much. Did you see how GIANT the bucket was? I notice that other people have these cute little beach buckets and I have all of the ice from the freezer and a few gallons of ice water because that is how my husband rolls. Anderson's giggle at the end is also hilarious. Thanks for looking our for mama, bug.
Definite festivity when our girls visited for the weekend! Oh, how someone was pumped to see Max and Sissa and E!
Such an awesome big brother. Truly.
"Fun with Farragut's Fleet Truck Show"!! We got to watch the helicopter land right in front of us. It was the highlight of Max's life. 

Attending the event was not the highlight of Lily's life. She did get to make a firetruck craft, so that was sort of ok.

Of course, Jack was there! And, Lucy, but I got zero pics of her*. Sadness. 

*Because chasing Max is a full time job.

And, this little Piece of Pie was there. 

I took the Bigs to make grandparent presents and Lily took the whole experience very seriously. 
And, Anderson drew something really quickly and went to take advantage of all of the toys. 

We celebrated Austin's birthday over FaceTime with GG & JPa! GG is amazing and made cakes for Austin & Brandon before she left, so the tradition lives on! 

We attended a birthday party for the son of someone I work with & Anderson made do with a ghetto cast cover. There are no words for how much I love this kid. 

And, this guy. I also love him. 

When you are in education and your birthday is in August, it is not ever really going to be the time of your life. (Shout out to Clare...) But, then you work with awesome people who surprise you with a cake, so it is all ok:)

And...you have an awesome hubby who surprises you with flowers at work.

Hey, dreams. I see you coming true.


Super flashback to this other half who also celebrated a birthday. 

 And, because I will shamelessly exploit any kind of free activity we went to a bank Grand Opening where we posed with Smokey, won a Dominoes gift card and rain gauge (what!), had cake/cookies/lunch and killed about an hour. Score.

Also, I have learned that Max is basically traumatized of all inside places since he started daycare. Literally, he will clutch me with his death grip and freak out hysterically when we go inside places where he thinks I am going to leave him. The bank, Great Clips, the doctor's office, etc. The plus side is that I have really been able to see his persistence because the boy does not back off.

 It was actually pretty amazing until Max fed Smokey his cookie. Fingers crossed that Smokey doesn't get sick because that might be the most epic fail of all time.

 Finally, we celebrated this guy's 35th! The fam had some kind of virus and Brandon had to leave for a business thing, but we lived it up as best we could, which clearly means pantless counter sitting.
Such.a.hottie.


Sunday, August 24, 2014

Max:15 months

It was all I could do not to type "Ferg: 15 months"  because, really, that is what we call him most of the time. But, I am assuming one day that business will stop. Or will it? 

 This precious, giant headed, blonde, blue eyed, intense, giggling, stubborn, hilarious, snuggly little Love Monkey, Ferg is 15 months old. And, we definitely, without a doubt are keeping him forever.
 So, I mostly look crazy here, but normally he roars every time we put a fun towel on him. I was impatient & took the pic too soon, but this is one of my favorite things. He can make most animal sounds like roaring with lions/tigers, ssssing with snakes, mooing, boo/bok, barking, etc. and I love listening to his little sounds.

Speaking of sounds, he knows so many words....bulldozer, cement mixer, digger, tractor, glasses, eyepatch, Mama, Daddy, Noni, Bop, Anderson, GG, Jpa, Chloe, Gabbi, most common animals, cookie, outside, almost all vehicles/boats/transportation related things, book, milk, bath, ball, bat, etc. His most frantically said words are, without a doubt, MAMA and MONKEY (his lovey.)
 The boy is totally spoiled.
 Loving these little magnets from Aunt Manda. He really does know all of the major construction names and hearing him say "digger" and "mement  mi-er" is beyond adorable.
 He can climb into the bathtub and turn the water on by himself, so that is fun.
 I think he looks like Brandon here. (and most other places, too)
 He LOVES Anderson* so much and there is nothing sweeter than him trying to jump out of my arms to get to his brother when we go pick him up at school.

*Nowhere near as much as Anderson loves him. Literally, Anderson is OBSESSED with him. He just annoys him from the first second they are awake to try and get attention and Max is just trying to chill and drink his milk with his monkey. If anyone related to me is trying to chill PLEASE LET THEM! I do love the obsession, of course, but sometimes it is exhausting.
 Max is incredibly lucky to be the second born because he gets to have so many adventures due to the constant entertaining of Anderson & he has so much cool stuff!! Anderson did not have all of the cars/construction stuff/trains/etc that Max does at this age, so this is totally a perk for the younger one.

He LOVES all things transportation:construction, cars, monster trucks, trains, Emergency vehicles, etc. He makes all of the correct sounds, prefers the real looking ones over the fake ones and will find furniture that is his eye level to roll them on so he can stare at the wheels. They don't look alike, but his personality and interests are to a tee Anderson at 15 months.

 He is really just so cute.
 The white wall makes us blend in with the background and that is kind of weirding me out.

In the greatest twist ever, I managed to snag a 4pm pediatrician visit for his check up!! This never happens. They always want to give me an 11am or something random and I am so confused about the fact that people can actually make appts at that time. I NEVER get something as wonderful as 4 and end up taking half days/rearranging everything/exploiting my mom/etc, so this was AMAZING.

I realize I just spent more time celebrating that time than documenting his vocabulary.

Also, I realize that my child literally looks nothing like me. Not even a tiny little gene of mine in there.
Earlier in the month, I went to pick him up from the crib and he stood up suddenly and his giant head hit my cheek bone and gave me black eye. I, as evidenced by how I look most days, rarely actually look at my reflection because, honestly, it is not like you can change anything anyway. I had no idea my entire face was swollen until someone asked me about it later that day and I went to check. And...it was picture day, so my id for the year is going to look extra nice. 

Point is, I felt redeemed when I saw his head %. 

Anderson was in the 15th% for weight, so this is a striking difference. Max is picky, but normal picky, not Anderson picky. He loves all fruit, no vegetables, some meat, pasta, yogurt, milk, cookies, cereal and a few other things.

He has literally eaten more meat in his life than Anderson has in almost 5 years. Every meal with Anderson is a war, while with Max meals are just a normal battle. Max doesn't venture into the "lunch meat or bread or casserole or most other things" route,  but he has on occasion eaten ground beef, hot dogs and chicken!!!! And, he will drink plain milk!!! Anderson was so tiny and such a non eater that we had to mix Carnation in his milk to get him to drink/fatten him up. We are still working on a few things, but I realize that I cannot make a kid that likes mashed potatoes or macaroni & cheese to save my life. 

He is not an amazing day time sleeper (maybe a 30 minute nap/I feel like I hit the jackpot if we get 45 minutes), but he does go to sleep by 8 and will sleep very close to 6am, so this is pretty amazing. I grieved the loss of Anderson's nap for so long that I am at a much better place with Max. 

Numerous times a day I think something like this: 

I have a 15 month old who ate a piece of chicken!!! This is awesome 
...who doesn't climb out of his crib yet!!!! Awesome. 
...who doesn't have eczema so terrible that his skin bleeds and he has to wear special diapers and have numerous prescriptions! Awesome. 
...who took a 30 minute nap today!! Awesome. 
...who doesn't wear an eyepatch for 16 hours a day! Awesome. 

I am not entirely sure my sanity would have survived if Anderson was our 2nd born because having him first gave me some amazing perspective. 

 Back to the Ferg, how pitiful is he here? If you are trying to go back in time and get him, don't worry, I snuggled him immediately. I honestly have no idea why I took this picture, but clearly my documenting gene beat out the sympathetic mom gene.

He is obsessed with this monkey. (There are actually 3 monkeys-one at home, one at Noni's and one at school.) It is borderline unhealthy, but it makes him so happy that we always give it to him. If he sees it in his crib he will freak out until he is holding him/eating with him/bathing with him/etc. You can imagine how amazing the monkey smells.

His real name is Truman Monkey because he replaced the FDR lovey of Anderson's that Chloe ate. Hearing Max try to say Truman might be the greatest thing ever.
 Max loves both of his sisters equally, but I think he might like Chloe a little bit more. Chloe is getting a bit lazy in her old age and has decided that being sat on/shot at by a Nerf gun/a parking lot for Monster trucks/a launchpad for helicopters, etc requires much less effort than moving.
 I love when he acts like a little person, like trying to fill up a water bottle on the fridge. He always tries to put everyone's shoes on, puts trash in the garbage can* and tries to sit in the real chairs and use the real silverware.

*He is clearly not so conscientious about trash when he is eating because he just throws his food all over the tray, the floor, the walls, etc. This might be why Chloe tolerates him sitting on her.
Truly, he is so perfect and so darn adorable that I just cannot resist snuggling his chubby little thighs at all opportunities. I say this every update, but he truly makes our family complete and I am so grateful that is ours. 




Monday, August 11, 2014

Pre Broken Wrist pics



As I was looking at Anderson's cast pics, I saw all of these pics  and it is crazy how I have already forgotten what his arm looks like without a cast. 

Brandon decided to take off the training wheels and just go for it. After a few days, Anderson could sort of pedal a few times without totally crashing. I am very happy that Brandon took over this part of child raising because there are way too many falls and required patience for me. 

Brandon pretty much mastered the bike thing, though.
My amazing parents and sister took the boys to the zoo for SEVEN hours one day. I have been crazy at work (and at home because work does not end at 5pm when you are an educator and it is August), so this made me so happy by erasing some serious mom guilt. I can work all day if I know my kids are having the time of their lives!


He's a keeper, this one. 

We go to the Y occasionally to visit Mom and feed the chickens they keep in the bag. One of the chickens is named Fergie & we like to pick up her feathers because they make us think of our own Ferg/Max. 

Saturday, August 9, 2014

They're broken: A story

Picture it*: 2 years from now & Anderson is stalling bedtime because that is what he does.  

He is begging for a story, any story. 

"Tell me about when I broke my wrist!, " he will cry! 

And, I will give in and tell him a story because that is what I do. 

*If you were thinking "Sicily" then we might be BFF. 


Well, remember it was August and Bobble Cole was desperate for activities since Lily didn't start Kindergarden for a few weeks. She, Noni & Bop,  were amazing and took you & Max to Dollywood for the day. Apparently it was very crowded and you all played on the bars (and possibly picked up ecoli off the floor) while you waited for the car ride.


I was at work-the first day that teachers returned for the year-and in the middle* of a faculty meeting. Someone told me I had a phone call that was important. 
*Standing in front of the entire faculty sharing information about the year....


"It was Noni, wasn't it?"

Yes, it was Noni. She sounded a little frazzled, very un-Noni like, so I was a little worried. She said you fell and they were going to leave Dollywood. "But, everything is fine, he isn't even crying, "she assured me. 
So, I called and set up a doc appt for about 2 hours later and back to the meetings and putting out of fires I went. 


I received pictures of you and words of encouragement from Bobble Cole like, "I googled broken wrist and I can't tell. But, I think he is ok." 

And, "We are going to stop for nuggets and a sprite," from Noni. 

"Did I always love chicken nuggets?"

Yes, you have. Anyway, so I kept checking my phone during my ACT prep meeting and was not as worried because surely you are ok if you are eating nuggets. 

Then, I walked into the doctor's office to meet you & Noni and you looked so pitiful. It was very heart breaking, but I fought back the tears and as I climbed right next to you on the table and very carefully snuggled you. I was very grateful Noni was there. 

"When did I get the popsicle? Don't forget about the popsicle!"

You got that after the x-ray. That was really the worst part of the whole ordeal. 

"Why?"

You were in a lot of pain and they wanted to get a picture with your arm a certain way. You were crying, sitting on my lap and we were both sort of wearing one of those big cloak things to protect us from the x-ray juice. I finally figured out that if I held you a bit upside down/sideways, they could get the pic they needed.

"That was the only time I cried, right?"*

Yes, you were so brave the entire time. Actually, that is why we didn't think there was actually anything wrong! The doctor said you have a very high pain tolerance since 2 broken bones definitely hurt. After they took the x-ray, the doctor came in & said, "They're broken." My first thought was, "they?" I was thinking, "a." Then I had a little anatomy lesson about the TWO wrist bones (radius & ulna-I'm all over it now.)

"Was that the x-ray I took for show & tell?"

Yes, my first priority was to get a good pic because we were always struggling to find something good for the X week at school.

*It was not the only time. He also cried when he thought the cast was going to prevent him from playing golf with Bop.
"Then did we get the chocolate milkshake?"

Yes, I asked if there was anything that would make you feel better and when you said, "A chocolate milkshake,"  we were on it. Conveniently, there was a Sonic on the way to the orthopedic office.  (We also picked up a few happy hour drinks and a hot dog because...well, why not?)
Daddy met us at the orthopedic and told you all about his broken bones. (He's had a few; I married  a pretty hard core person.)

"And, you told me how Uncle Zack broke your arm and Bobble Cole was jealous."

Exactly. And, I held you very close when they were squeezing your arm in the cast because you were afraid and I think it hurt quite a bit. And,  I also told you all about how Harry Potter had to have all of his bones in his arm regrown after a bad spell in a Quidditch match. 

"It always comes back to Harry doesn't it, Mama?"

Yes, baby. It really does. 


"Is that when I picked out the neon cast?"

Yes, you went with a very subtle theme. And, you had on a matching shirt. So, there was pretty much no way we could lose you. 


"Did I like the cast?" 

Well...I am not sure you really even noticed it because you never missed a beat. 




It has been a week and so far, so good. Fingers crossed it doesn't get too wet, too itchy, too smelly or too annoying. It is a little difficult because he is right handed, but like always, this kid's resilience is one his defining characteristics. 

Also, our EYE journey has totally prepared me for this situation. SIX WEEKS is laughable. I mean, I hate it for him and it definitely is an inconvenience, but it's 6 weeks. And, it's not like he can remove it a million times and rip his eyelashes out in the process. 

I hope I feel this positive in a month....